Save the debate whether Sarah Palin actually is the Commander in Chief of the Alaskan National Guard, her sum total of national security experience is the fact that she has traveled to three countries (one she actually went to – the other two were refueling layovers on the plane) and the fact that, if she stands on a remote island in the Bering Straits of Alaska, she can see Russia.
I’ve sadly only been to two countries thus far outside of the US – Canada and Mexico. But I was actually in both for considerable amounts of time. Furthermore, I drive by Canada every day on my way to work. Don’t even have to stand on an island to see it. In fact, if I go the lunch room on the 13th floor of work to buy a candy bar and happen to gaze out the window, I’m looking at Casino Windsor.
Of course, the Canucks don’t pose the threat that the Russians do [or did]. But if you’ve spent any time in Canada, you know that they aren’t particularly fond of their neighbors to the south.
Therefore, I would like to submit that I have just as much, if not more, national security experience than Sarah Palin. What I don’t have, unfortunately, is a Jedi Master whose feet I can sit at for the next four years. Damn… game, set, match to Palin.
“She’s going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he’ll be around at least that long,” said Charlie Black, one of Mr. McCain’s top advisers, making light of concerns about Mr. McCain’s health. [Source]
I don’t find that terribly funny. In fact, I find it terribly scary.